Scenario - You are a 65 year-old woman who really loves animals. In fact, you love them so much you hoard them in your home despite local and state laws. You have developed quite a reputation since a court order was placed on you several years ago when 70 random animals were found grazing, chirping, barking, scratching, slithering, pooping, shedding, meowing, hibernating, mating, stomping, and grooming - all in your living room.
1. Ignore your court order
2. Rebuild your mighty animal collection
3. Buy a stun gun
4. Use said weapon on any State Trooper that comes to visit
Another 40 domestic and farm animals including alpacas?! I'll be honest, I had to look those up!
Unfortunately, while pets can and often do make enjoyable companions, there really is such a thing as too much of a good thing . Sorry :/
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