15 February 2009

Bellevue, Washington

Scenario - 2 men break into your house while you're in the basement. Your flat screen television, laptop computer, and jewelry box are all upstairs and up for grabs!

How to avoid burglary by Patrick Rosario:
1. Sneak out of your house
2. Call 911
3. Find the 'getaway vehicle'
4. Steal it
5. Enjoy the irony

Here's a toast to you, Mr. Rosario! I'm sure impressed. 
Unfortunately, now all of your buddies from high school know and will likely razz you about owning a jewelry box in the first place. Sorry :/

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