Scenario - You are volunteering at a senior center on bingo night. It's about 9:30 PM. Two men walk in and steal $1200 in cash. They destroy the phone so no one can report the burglary. One of the men then proceeds to punch a 75-year old lady in the head for trying to stop them.
How to earn your 'Help an Old Lady Badge' by Newark man:
1. Engage in a verbal confrontation with theifs
2. Chase them out of the senior center
3. Continue to chase despite being threatened by a large stick
4. Recover $715 that's been dropped in the process
Man from Newark, you've taken 'Good Samaritan' to a whole new level! Unfortunately, you probably should have stepped in just a little sooner. You would have a much better story had you taken the punch to the head instead. Sorry :/
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Inspired by wacky AP articles, this is my tribute to the brave men and women who proudly take life by the horns.
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