Scenario - You are well known around town. You are toliet trained. You are able to dress and bathe yourself. You eat at the table and drink wine from a stemmed glass. You escaped from your owners only to be lured back by macadamia nuts.
How to 'go ape' by Chimpanzee Travis:
1. Wait until you're at least 15 years old
2. Do 'people things' to gain trust
3. Pretend to be lured by macadamia nuts
4. Attack a random visitor for no reason
5. Repeat step 4 indefinitely
Chimpanzee Travis, you are crazy!
Unfortunately, the insanity defense does not work for monkeys. Sorry :/
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