Scenario - You are at the local convenience store heading back to your car. A man flags you down and tells you that your ex-boyfriend still loves you. You don't love him back, you reply. You then hear gunshots.
How to stop a speeding bullet by someone's ex-girlfriend:
1. Catch it in your hair weave
Wow. Besides the slight headache, there's no injuries to report!
Unfortunately, despite your hair having the apparent strength of military grade Kelvar, I doubt you can grow it out and cut any deals with DOD - personal hygiene concerns and all. Sorry :/
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